Month: September 2020

…. Lynda Martinez

I still can’t believe people’s survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper. If I had only known in March it would be my last time in a restaurant, I would have ordered dessert.

…. Lynda Martinez

I was in a long line at 7:45 AM today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only.  A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.  He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.  As he approached the line for the 3rd time, he said, “If you don’t let me unlock the door, you’ll never get in there.”

…. Joy Walsh

When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” just after a swear word.  I’ll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French.