A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well.
“Yes! Of course! My pop taught me, even more than 10!”
“Good. What comes after three?”
“Four,” answered the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after ten?”
“A jack!”
Mama Mia’s Italian Restaurant
The $26.00 price will include one of 4 entrees, salad, beverage, and dessert.
Entree #1 Lasagna baked in a meat sauce, served with zucchini
Entree #2 Garlic chicken served with pasta and zucchini
Entree #3 Fettuccine Prawns Alfredo in a cream sauce
Entree #4 Vegetarian selection penne primavera in a red sauce tossed with zucchini, carrots, broccoli, and mushrooms in a marinara sauce.
The social committee will accept checks and your firm menu selection at the January meeting or by mail to Paddy Wray at her address in the Dispatch. Please write your menu selection on the bottom of your check, which should be made out to: AARP Chapter 5151.
January 15, 2019 — Three Tickets for $1:
CAFÉ’ SAN JOSE in San Jose $25 Gift Certificate (Thanks to Libby Harbour)
BEST TASTE CHINESE RESTAURANT in Campbell
$10 Gift Card
(Thanks to Angie Jaggers)
MYSTERY PRIZE
Good Luck
December winners were:
CAFÉ’ SAN JOSE
$25 Gift Card – Lin Kao
THE GARRET
$15 Gift Card – Rita Beck
CAMPBELL EXPRESS
One FREE Subscription – Joyce Donahoo
AARP RED T-SHIRT
Paul Levine