True Signs

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:

“We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.”

AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

SIGN ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

ON ANOTHER PLUMBER’S TRUCK:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”