I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: “Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale.”
Not to brag, but I haven’t been late to anything in over 12 weeks.
It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a vineyard to home school one.
The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things: 1. How dense the population is, and 2. How dense the population is.
People keep asking: “Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?” Listen y’all, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it’s probably pretty serious.
Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.