… Shelly Schwartz
My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side, I bought a puppy and named him ‘Five Miles’.
That way, when I went to see my doctor, I could tell him, “I walk five miles every morning!”
… Marilyn Clough … These are actual ads seen in The Las Palmas newspaper (a senior retirement community) — Dating for Seniors:
*WINNING SMILE*
Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
*MINT CONDITION*
Male, 1942 model Willie Americar, high mileage, good condition, some hair
Many new parts, including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well (usually)