… Lynda Martinez
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing could push people over the edge.
P.S. I bet they’re really excited about flattening the curve, though.
… Veronika Phillips
A Dog’s Bewilderment — As a dog walks down the street with his best friend (owner) and sees all the people around them, he is amazed and wonders, “All these humans with muzzles! Who did they bite?”