Laughing is Good for the Soul

Shelly Schwartz

My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side, I bought a puppy and named him ‘Five Miles’.

That way, when I went to see my doctor, I could tell him, “I walk five miles every morning!”

Marilyn Clough … These are actual ads seen in The Las Palmas newspaper (a senior retirement community) — Dating for Seniors:


         Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


         Male, 1942 model Willie Americar, high mileage, good condition, some hair

         Many new parts, including hip, knee, cornea, valves.

         Isn’t in running condition, but walks well (usually)