A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
“We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.”
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
SIGN ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
ON ANOTHER PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”