Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One, but it might take all day.
Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes.