Why I like Retirement … Angie Jaggers

Question: How many days in a week?  Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?  Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?  Answer: One, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?  Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?  Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?  Answer: Tied shoes.