A book never written:
“Coming to America” by Anita Greencard.
Joke by Sam B., Hingham, Mass.
Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice? Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!
Joke by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.
A book never written:
“The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee.
Joke by Jason F., Hillsborough, N.J.
Fred: Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills? Joe: This one is a toughy.
Fred: Aretha Franklin! Joke by Kevin V., Monrovia, Calif.
George: Knock, knock.
Kent: Who’s there?
George: Sadie.
Kent: Sadie, who?
George: Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July!
Joke by Kent A., Lakewood, Ohio