Life is Great!

I am a Seenager. (Senior Teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager,
only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting
pregnant and they do not use illegal drugs.
And I don’t have acne.