… Shelly Schwartz
They say you can’t fix stupid; turns out you can’t quarantine it either.
I just got pulled over by a cop. He said, “I can smell alcohol.” I told him that’s because he’s not respecting social distancing.
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
… Veronika Phillips
We should train all Amazon delivery drivers to give the vaccines. The whole population would be immunized by Saturday; Thursday if you’ve got Prime.
So … you’ve been eating hotdogs and McChickens all your life, but don’t want the vaccine because “you don’t know what’s in it?”