Some Funnies

Shelly Schwartz

They say you can’t fix stupid; turns out you can’t quarantine it either.

I just got pulled over by a cop.  He said, “I can smell alcohol.”  I told him that’s because he’s not respecting social distancing.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly?  I feel that way about far too many people.

Veronika Phillips

We should train all Amazon delivery drivers to give the vaccines.  The whole population would be immunized by Saturday; Thursday if you’ve got Prime.

So … you’ve been eating hotdogs and McChickens all your life, but don’t want the vaccine because “you don’t know what’s in it?”