A Little Irish Humor

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, “I’m impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it – why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?” The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, “Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.”

Volunteer Hours

PLEASE BE SURE TO PUT THIS REPORT IN THE PURPLE ENVELOPE

AT SIGN-IN TABLE EACH MONTH! THANKS.

VOLUNTEER HOURS REPORT: NAME__________________________________MONTH: __________________

ADVOCACY/LEGIS. _________________ EDUCATION __________________ FUNDRAISING_________________

HEALTH/WELLNESS ________________ HUNGER _________________

CARE/NURSING HOME ____________

DAY OF SERVICE _________________

DRIVER SAFETY _____________

TAX-AIDE _______________________

ALL OTHER ________________________________________________________________________________________

Tours

Your tours committee would like to plan some day trips of interest to the chapter. We became discouraged because of seeming lack of interest in the trips we presented, so we would like some input from you. We certainly understand that price is a big factor and we do our best to be economical. Give your big idea to Marilyn or Marlene at the meeting or by phone and we’ll see what we can do.

Income Tax Preparation

AARP volunteers are available to prepare your income tax at the Campbell Community Center in room E46 on Tuesday from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. and on Friday 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Walk-ins are taken on a first-come first-serve basis. Appointments can be made on-site in room E46 during regular operating hours, except for OUTREACH customers who can call 408-866-2146 to make an appointment. The same service is available at many other community centers. Check out aarp.org to find one close to you.

Legislative Report…Daniel Nnorth and Claudia Schott

There is a bill coming that will help people working in small businesses to have a retirement program. Secure Choice Retirement Program, SB 1234 (de Leon) is now in print as a “spot”(placeholder) bill. If you’re interested in reading the whole thing go to: http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/15-16/bill/sen/sb_1201-1250/sb_1234_bill_20160218_introduced.htm

This is AARP’s #1 priority for 2016. It will provide a more secure future for those who have not had access to a retirement program. This is not a Defined Benefit Plan; it is a Defined Contribution Plan. People do not opt into this program – they are automatically signed up but they can opt out. The reason for the bill:

In California 6.3 million private sector workers lack access to a workplace retirement plan.

Nearly half (47%) of California workers –public and private– will retire with incomes below 200% of the federal poverty level (about $22,000 a year).

75% of workers without access to a plan work for a company with 100 or fewer employees.

A large majority (64%) are people of color, with Latinos making up the largest share (46%) of that total.

We’re looking forward to this bill passing, not so much for those of us who are already retired, but the millions who would like to retire someday, and at this point, won’t have the money to do it.

Dates to Remember

DEADLINE for articles for the Dispatch — First Tuesday each month

E-mail to Marlene Hruby or

Snail (US) mail to Dispatch, 2156 Orestes Way, Campbell CA 95008

Executive Board Meeting, Wesley Manor —  Second Tuesday each month 10:00 am

Chapter Meeting Campbell Community Center, Room Q80 — Third Tuesday each month 9:30 am

Opportunity Tickets…Carol Barcelos

March drawings at three for $1 are:

Curves Fitness Center

(3 month free membership)

2990 Union Ave, San Jose 408-626-7053

(Thanks to Veronika Phillips)

Café San Jose

1583 Meridian Ave, San Jose 408-265-3020

(Thanks to Libby Harbour)

Campbell Express

(Thanks to the Howe Family)

February Winners were:

          Capers Loft Bar: Jill Ghi, Guest

          French Nails: Amelia Coronel

          Campbell Express: Mary Stanton

Program…Ken Schieck

Join us for a special presentation from the Campbell Adult Center staff. Learn about the array of classes, trips, groups/clubs, lunch program, and much more. The goal of the Adult Center is to enhance the quality of life for older adults age 50+ by providing opportunities to engage, stay active, and alleviate isolation. Over 1,100 current members in Campbell and surrounding cities participate at the Adult Center 50+. Program will be presented by Donna Rice, Senior Services Coordinator and Tina Wong-Erling, Senior Services Supervisor.

Meeting Reminder

March 15 10:00 a.m.

Social Time 9:30 a.m.

Campbell Community Center Room Q80

Please bring books to share. Leave clean clothing and bedding and canned food for Sacred Heart outside the meeting room on the bench. Please do not bring garage sale type items for Sacred Heart. Put new and used greeting cards in the box on the troop table. Bring your items for the GI’s into the meeting area.

Lunch after meeting:

Lyon’s Restaurant, 4233 Moorpark Ave

San Jose 95129 408-253-4900

(Was Tony Roma’s just west of Saratoga Avenue)

Program:

Campbell Adult Center 50+ Presentation