Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
The piano was invented in Italy in the early 1700’s by Bartolomeo Cristofori. The original name for this new instrument was “piano et forte,” which means ‘soft and loud.’ Cristofori then shortened it to piano.
I’m fairly certain that the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”
“Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”
I believe – that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.
I believe — that you can keep going long after you think you can’t.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
For those weddings cancelled due to COVID-19, God is giving them a second chance to think about it.
Healthy Eating Tip #43: I pick fresh vegetables every day, feed them to my pig, and he converts them to bacon.
I’ll never forget the look on the cashier’s face when she scanned the packet of bird seed and I asked her how long it will take for the birds to grow once I plant them.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
The speaker for our July 20, 2021, meeting will be Dale Morgan, a Criminal Investigator with the Santa Clara District Attorney’s office. His law enforcement career has spanned over 41 years, beginning with the San Jose Police Department and now with the Santa Clara County District Attorney’s Office. Dale obtained his BA from St. Mary’s College in California. He is a graduate of the FBI National Academy in Quantico. He is currently assigned to the Elder Financial Crimes Unit. Dale spent 11 years as a financial crime investigator with 5 years in the Urban Auto Insurance Fraud Task Force (Organized Insurance Crime)-Silicon Valley Branch. He is currently an elder fraud financial crimes investigator.
Dale’s presentation will discuss the following question: What are the major frauds targeting the elderly in our community and country as a whole? These scams include a wide variety of topics, such as: Romance, Hello Grandma, Law Enforcement, IRS, Social Security, Lottery (advanced fee scams), Business Email, Tech Support, Gift Cards, Covid-19, Family, Work from Home, Contractors, Care Givers.
AARP’s National Fraud Watch Line: (877) 908-3360; their web address is: www.aarp.org/money/scams-fraud/about-fraud-watch-network