If you have not figured out how to use Zoom but know how to access the internet, you can get basic Zoom training from AARP by clicking on a YouTube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVBPncrz_y8&feature=youtu.be
Newsletter
Do You Like to Sing? … Nancy Tepperman
A free sing-along group meets on Zoom on Thursdays, 7:30-9:00 p.m. The group use to meet in person at the Chai House. There are a couple of songbooks to help singers remember the words which can be ordered on Amazon if you like the group. What the group does is: The leader is un-muted, and the rest of the attendees sing along (muted) at home. It’s less satisfying than being together, but it does give that boost that singing familiar music does for the soul. If you are interested, please contact Nancy at Nancy_Tepperman@yahoo.com, to be put on the email list.
Wisdom … Lynda Martinez
The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything.
Laughing is Good for the Soul
… Shelly Schwartz
My doctor was giving me a hard time about my health. To get back on his good side, I bought a puppy and named him ‘Five Miles’.
That way, when I went to see my doctor, I could tell him, “I walk five miles every morning!”
… Marilyn Clough … These are actual ads seen in The Las Palmas newspaper (a senior retirement community) — Dating for Seniors:
*WINNING SMILE*
Active grandmother with original teeth, seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
*MINT CONDITION*
Male, 1942 model Willie Americar, high mileage, good condition, some hair
Many new parts, including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well (usually)
Let’s Laugh at Covid-19
… Lynda Martinez
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing could push people over the edge.
P.S. I bet they’re really excited about flattening the curve, though.
… Veronika Phillips
A Dog’s Bewilderment — As a dog walks down the street with his best friend (owner) and sees all the people around them, he is amazed and wonders, “All these humans with muzzles! Who did they bite?”
Do you like to sing?
A free sing-along group meets on zoom Thursdays 7:30-9:00. We used to meet in person at the Chai House. We have a couple of songbooks to help us remember the words which you can order on Amazon if you like the group. What we do is the leader is unmuted, and the rest of us sing along at home. It’s less satisfying than being together but does give that boost that singing familiar music does for the soul. If you are interested, please contact Nancy_Tepperman@yahoo.com, and she will put you on the email list. You can find Nancy’s phone number in the Dispatch if you prefer to call.
Community Service … Leona Fails
The Psychological Tricks of Covid-19 Scammers: While we are isolated by the virus, more people are vulnerable to deception. The AARP Bulletin lists 4 ways to turn the tables on scammers:
1. Cut them off.
2. End suspicious online friendships.
3. Cultivate your real friendships who can be sounding boards on unusual offers.
4. Do your homework.
Visit aarp.org/scams to learn about the latest coronavirus scams.