Program…Gene Lennon
The October 17 program will feature Terry Gallo, “How Rebuilding Together Silicon Valley keeps low income seniors safe in their homes.” Volunteers and communities come together to help low income seniors
Harry Kiesler
Membership
MEMBERSHIP…Shelly Schwartz
In an effort to stay solvent, and due to the increase in the cost of doing business, including postage and printing of our newsletter, effective immediately, our Chapter must increase the annual dues for next year by a whole 16 cents per month!
Therefore, effective January 1, 2018 the increases will be as follows: Annual Membership dues including the Dispatch, e-mailed to you will be $14.00 Annual Membership dues including the Dispatch, sent by regular mail will be $17.00
New members who join us in the next few months (Oct., Nov., Dec.) will have the 2017 fee waived. Any new or current member wishing to pay their 2018 dues early may do so beginning October 1
Have a Happy Halloween
HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN:
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You need to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over. 6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ And you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’ And can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating..*
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway


HELP WANTED!!/Nominating Committee
HELP WANTED!!
Nominating Committee…Jan Delucchi
We have a desperate need to fill a few positions. We need a man to help Sheila prepare the coffee at the general meeting. Perhaps a man would be willing to help for October, November and December. January will be the annual luncheon and maybe Daniel will be back by February. We also need a couple of alternates to help with the Opportunity drawing so you can rotate. These positions only require time at the general meetings. We also have one opening on the Nominating Committee. Is it time to finally offer your services? PLEASE see Jan Delucchi or the President Ken Schieck.
Community Services
Community Service…Marilyn Clough
The purple envelope awaits your TWO month’s worth of volunteer hours at our upcoming monthly meeting. Please help us accumulate this information for our yearly report to national AARP. We know so many of you volunteer with the many organizations that help others in our extended communities (we are the Campbell AREA chapter for a reason). Collection of greeting cards for another organization is a good example of an effort that would count. Keep up the good work; volunteering is good for you in many ways!
Have Another Laugh
Have Another Laugh
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, showed up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocked everyone’s socks off. She hung on Bob’s arm and listened intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club were all aghast. At the first chance, they cornered him and asked “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”
Bob replied, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”
They were blown over. “So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?” “I lied about my age,” Bob replied. What, you told her you were only 50?” Bob smiled and said, “No, I told her I was 90.”

Opportunity Tickets
Opportunity Tickets…Barbara Robinson
October drawings at three for $1 are:
Half Hour Massage
$45 Gift Certificate – Winchester Chiropractic
1270 S. Winchester Blvd, S.J. (Thanks to Barbara Robinson)
Denny’s on Hillsdale, S.J.
2 Entrees + 2 Drinks – Expires 11/20/17
(Thanks to Libby Harbour & Bob & Dot McElligott)
Campbell Express
Two Free Subscriptions 408-374-9700
(Thanks to Stephon Hansen)
Weekend Coffee Roasters
Bag of Fresh Coffee
Locally Roasted (Thanks to Rick Loek
Cyber Security
October is National Cyber Security Awareness Month…Rick Loek
I’ve touched on this before and held a presentation about cybersecurity at our local chapter meeting. It is my belief that there is no way to avoid cyber-attacks. You may not be online, you may not have a smart phone.
Nonetheless, companies you utilize or even don’t utilize, are online. Equifax’s data breach is a prime example. Why be concerned? Well, if your identity is stolen or compromised it can take years to recover from this nightmare.
Have you ever locked your credit? Per AARP.org, consumers can enroll for complimentary identity-theft protection and credit-file monitoring. The credit protection service is free for 12 months for consumers — not just breach victims — who sign up by Nov. 21. Read the full AARP article here:
http://www.aarp.org/money/ scams-fraud/info-2017/equifax-cyber-attackdatabreach-fd.html. REMINDER: Never ever give personal financial information in email, never! Look at http://CampbellAARP.org for more useful posts and resources





